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"Quarry the granite rock with razors, or moor the vessel with a thread of silk; then you may hope with such keen and delicate instruments as human knowledge and human reason to contend against those giants, the passion and pride of man."
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...and then became the death of dreams...
my [link] gallery | wife's [link] gallery
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"Mr. Wonka is a fantastic man. He's my friend. I love him."~Charlie from Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator
is that sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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I am very sorry that my reply is MONTHS late. I haven't been around! I appreciate the comments, thank you!
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Oh no! You shank my Jengaship!
I just finsihed going through your gallery. DAMN there's a diverse amount of stuff in there! I'm envious of the variety and output you have man. It's also cool, to go through the gallery chronilogically, and see the your progression. It's facinating to see.
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Oh no! You shank my Jengaship!
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